Sunday, May 31, 2009

Free bowling for the summer!

If you're like me, your first reaction to reading that headline was, "What's the catch?" Nothing is free right? This deal is as close to free as they come and will offer your family loads of fun this summer.

Kidsbowlfree.com is offering two free games per kid, per day through the end of October. Click on your state to find participating lanes and see if there is one near you. You only pay for shoe rental. For $23.95, you can add up to four adults who can also then bowl free. We signed up and received our first coupons today. They will e-mail you your coupons for the week each Sunday.

Kids can't wait to hit the lanes. Should be a great way to beat the Texas heat this summer.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Clueless parenting

* Names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.

Spending time at the pool affords many opportunities to witness parenting in action...or inaction, whatever the case may be.

Little Suzie and Bubba were already terrorizing swimming when we arrived this evening. Before we could even unload our gear, Suzie attempted to snag on of our floaties. After politely reminding her she needed to ask before taking something that didn't belong to her (a novel idea), I let her borrow the giant lobster.

Mistake number one. For the next five minutes we listened to little Suzie and Bubba (who had immediately pushed Suzie off to take it for himself. Who says chivalry is dead?) fighting over the toy. Just as I was about to reclaim our large crustacean and hopefully some peace and quiet, Mom rouses her head from her phone to see what Suzie and Bubba are screaming about.

Where was mom all this time? Why, texting on her phone of course.

After several minutes of listening to Suzie scream (you know, the ear piercing, nails on a chalkboard sort of scream) at Bubba for torturing her, we moved to the other side of the pool. At least there the noise was merely a dull shrieking. But oh no...they followed us and proceeded to take every toy we brought directly out of our kids' hands! No amount of asking nicely on our kids part would do any good. Only when I got out of my chair and instructed her to return the toy NOW, did she reluctantly do so.

Where was the mom all this time? Why texting on her phone of course.

Every once in awhile Mom would tell Suzie to be nice. Suzie's reply? "NO!"

Um...excuse me? Is this the point you yank her out of the pool and give her a good spanking? Nope. Mom does nothing.

It's finally time for Bubba and Suzie to leave (insert cheering) and it takes 20 minutes to get them out of the water. Two ladies who were with them had to physically drag, yes DRAG, Bubba out of the pool. For pities sake, the kid had to be at least ten!

I love to people watch, but this one takes the cake.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Why do we get cancer?

Ever wonder why bad things happen to godly people? Are you confused by differing opinions on the subject? Check out the latest video from Pastor Ted Blair and his struggle with cancer as he attempts to answer some of the whys.